Anyone need a beverage? Celebrate the iconic Seinfeld episode The Alternate Side with our tee that tells the world which salted snack has you particularly parched these days. In the classic sitcoms 28th episode, Kramer gets a single line in a Woody Allen flick: These pretzels are making me thirsty!. And in classic Seinfeld fashion, Jerry, George, Kramer & Elaine repeat the line more than a few times throughout the episode - each in their own special way. Pay homage.